1 00:01:28,264 --> 00:01:29,964 He assaulted me first. 2 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:30,764 He couldn't have. 3 00:01:30,764 --> 00:01:33,864 You weren't there! I was defending myself! 4 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:34,464 From what? 5 00:01:34,464 --> 00:01:36,564 There was a Plexiglas window between the two of you. 6 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,264 You don't have to touch someone to assault them! 7 00:01:39,264 --> 00:01:40,264 So you threw a chair at him? 8 00:01:40,264 --> 00:01:42,264 I wanted my medication! 9 00:01:42,264 --> 00:01:43,564 You didn't have a prescription. 10 00:01:43,564 --> 00:01:45,364 It was a refill. 11 00:01:45,364 --> 00:01:47,664 I don't prescribe you refills, and you know that. 12 00:01:47,664 --> 00:01:48,964 I go there all the time. 13 00:01:48,964 --> 00:01:50,964 He whispers to the other pharmacists. 14 00:01:50,964 --> 00:01:53,764 They all look at me like I'm crazy-- 15 00:01:53,764 --> 00:01:56,364 you know, like--like the "twilight zone" 16 00:01:56,364 --> 00:01:58,264 where all the doctors look like pigs. 17 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:00,164 I'm not crazy! 18 00:02:01,164 --> 00:02:02,364 Bullshit. 19 00:02:02,364 --> 00:02:04,164 How'd she smash out the window? 20 00:02:04,164 --> 00:02:04,764 I thought they were bulletproof. 21 00:02:04,764 --> 00:02:06,064 - Bulletproof, - Yes. 22 00:02:06,064 --> 00:02:08,964 Manic bipolar borderline proof, no. 23 00:02:08,964 --> 00:02:10,464 Then tell it to those pigs! 24 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,564 They wanted to put me in a straitjacket. 25 00:02:13,564 --> 00:02:16,764 Ok. Calm down. Just relax, ok? 26 00:02:17,164 --> 00:02:19,164 All I wanted was some paxil. 27 00:02:19,164 --> 00:02:21,264 You don't take paxil. You take celexa. 28 00:02:21,264 --> 00:02:24,564 We evaluated the neurochemistry of my aggression. 29 00:02:24,564 --> 00:02:27,264 I don't have temporal lobe epilepsy. 30 00:02:27,264 --> 00:02:31,064 If--if--if I was having a neurotic episode-- 31 00:02:31,064 --> 00:02:32,764 which I was not-- 32 00:02:32,764 --> 00:02:36,164 it should have presented with an explosive disorder. 33 00:02:36,164 --> 00:02:39,264 I'm telling you, it's not working! 34 00:02:39,764 --> 00:02:42,064 Ok, you have to stay off the internet. 35 00:02:42,064 --> 00:02:44,764 Besides, I saw it advertised on TV. 36 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:46,764 I like the way the girl looked who took it. 37 00:02:46,764 --> 00:02:49,664 I bet no one looks at her and thinks she's out of her mind. 38 00:02:49,664 --> 00:02:52,064 Well, she probably never took out a pharmacist 39 00:02:52,064 --> 00:02:53,664 with a computer terminal, either. 40 00:02:53,664 --> 00:02:56,664 What the hell did you hope to accomplish with that? 41 00:02:56,664 --> 00:02:58,664 It got you here, didn't it? 42 00:02:58,664 --> 00:03:00,864 Yes, it did... 43 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,764 but I'm not sure that's such a good thing. 44 00:03:19,064 --> 00:03:20,464 Nice ride. 45 00:03:22,064 --> 00:03:23,564 Gonna stay that way? 46 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:28,564 Hey. 47 00:03:29,964 --> 00:03:33,364 Back at you... sweet butt. 48 00:03:36,864 --> 00:03:41,464 A liter of grey goose, two-pack of Marlboro reds... 49 00:03:42,964 --> 00:03:43,964 box. 50 00:03:58,464 --> 00:03:59,464 How much? 51 00:03:59,464 --> 00:04:03,164 Hmm. Now why you think I gotta be looking for cash? 52 00:04:03,464 --> 00:04:06,164 Because you have big, luscious boobies, and I'm a fatty. 53 00:04:06,164 --> 00:04:07,764 Come on. How much? 54 00:04:07,964 --> 00:04:09,164 You're a funny one. 55 00:04:09,164 --> 00:04:09,964 How old are you? 56 00:04:09,964 --> 00:04:11,564 18. 57 00:04:11,964 --> 00:04:14,244 Ho ho ho! 58 00:04:14,264 --> 00:04:16,264 I got id. 59 00:04:17,064 --> 00:04:19,264 Not gonna be carding you, sweetie. 60 00:04:19,664 --> 00:04:21,644 You are a girl, aren't you-- 61 00:04:21,664 --> 00:04:23,164 on the outside? 62 00:04:23,164 --> 00:04:25,064 On the inside, too. 63 00:04:28,764 --> 00:04:31,764 Say it. You don't care about me. 64 00:04:31,764 --> 00:04:34,764 Now, why would I work with you for-- what is it-- 8 years now? 65 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:36,364 Why would I do that if I didn't care about you? 66 00:04:36,364 --> 00:04:39,164 Because I have good insurance. 67 00:04:40,264 --> 00:04:41,964 Ok, look. I've always wanted to help you. 68 00:04:41,964 --> 00:04:43,564 I've always thought that I really could help you, 69 00:04:43,564 --> 00:04:45,864 but we have to make some new rules here. 70 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:47,264 I like the rules. 71 00:04:47,264 --> 00:04:48,464 Yeah, sure you do. 72 00:04:48,464 --> 00:04:49,564 You're always changing them. 73 00:04:49,564 --> 00:04:51,864 But the party's over, ok? 74 00:04:51,864 --> 00:04:53,164 New rules. 75 00:04:53,164 --> 00:04:56,964 1: No calling me at home anymore, ok? 76 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:00,264 2: No orchestrating assault and battery 77 00:05:00,264 --> 00:05:03,864 or any other scenario to get me to do what you want me to do. 78 00:05:03,864 --> 00:05:08,864 And rule 3: If you break rule 1 or 2, I will consider myself fired by you. 79 00:05:08,864 --> 00:05:09,464 You understand? 80 00:05:09,464 --> 00:05:11,464 You can't do that. That's unethical. 81 00:05:11,464 --> 00:05:13,664 Yes, I can, and no, it isn't. 82 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:18,464 You know, I can always sue you for malpractice. 83 00:05:18,464 --> 00:05:21,484 You know, and I can always have you committed. 84 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:23,764 Your serve. 85 00:05:26,964 --> 00:05:29,864 Ow! Fuck! 86 00:05:29,864 --> 00:05:33,464 Jesus. Nice ring, you little bipolar whack. 87 00:05:35,564 --> 00:05:36,364 Hey! 88 00:05:37,064 --> 00:05:39,464 Which one's the psychiatrist again? 89 00:05:39,564 --> 00:05:41,664 Melody! Melody! 90 00:05:41,664 --> 00:05:42,964 I'm not crazy! 91 00:05:42,964 --> 00:05:43,664 Melody! 92 00:05:43,664 --> 00:05:45,264 I'm not crazy! 93 00:06:24,264 --> 00:06:26,364 You know, we're right in front of a police station. 94 00:06:26,364 --> 00:06:28,664 That's why I feel safe. 95 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:29,964 Do I know you? 96 00:06:29,964 --> 00:06:32,064 Not as well as I'd like you to. 97 00:06:32,064 --> 00:06:33,364 I have a gun. 98 00:06:33,365 --> 00:06:34,871 I don't. 99 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:39,870 Hey. 100 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,969 Hey, is it-- it's you. 101 00:06:42,964 --> 00:06:46,364 Yeah. Some lot of coincidence, no? 102 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,564 What the hell are you doing here? 103 00:06:47,564 --> 00:06:49,664 And where were you last week? 104 00:06:49,664 --> 00:06:52,664 I waited for you for, like, half A... 105 00:06:52,964 --> 00:06:54,364 Are you following me? 106 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:56,664 I was there--in jail. 107 00:06:56,664 --> 00:06:59,064 No. No. I... 108 00:06:59,064 --> 00:07:01,264 I slept on the street by our meeting place 109 00:07:01,264 --> 00:07:02,764 because I didn't want to miss you, 110 00:07:02,764 --> 00:07:05,764 and I got arrested for, uh... 111 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:09,064 I'm not sure. I never heard the word before. 112 00:07:09,164 --> 00:07:11,064 Well, I'm glad you're out of jail, 113 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:13,864 but if you'll excuse me, it's pretty late. 114 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:17,064 Yeah. I still need just a little, small bit of your help. 115 00:07:17,064 --> 00:07:18,564 - Oh, take a hike. - No, no, no, please. 116 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:20,764 One more time, mister, please. 117 00:07:21,164 --> 00:07:22,464 I said, take a hike. 118 00:07:22,464 --> 00:07:24,164 No, no, no. Please. 119 00:07:24,164 --> 00:07:25,664 No. Thank you. 120 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:28,364 I waited. You weren't there. 121 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:29,964 End of story. 122 00:07:34,964 --> 00:07:38,964 You don't want to do it like this, believe me! 123 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,464 Go home, Huff. 124 00:07:45,564 --> 00:07:48,164 Put the car in drive and go. 125 00:07:48,164 --> 00:07:50,464 This isn't who you are! 126 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:53,964 This isn't who you have to be. 127 00:07:55,364 --> 00:07:57,464 Aw, shit. 128 00:08:07,064 --> 00:08:08,864 What do you mean, this isn't who I have to be? 129 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,864 You always say the weirdest shit. 130 00:08:10,864 --> 00:08:13,364 I've done nothing that I'm ashamed of. 131 00:08:13,364 --> 00:08:15,864 But it's a been close, yes? 132 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:17,964 Just make it quick, ok? 133 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,364 Of course. 134 00:08:19,364 --> 00:08:23,364 Um... I needed a room. 135 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:25,264 I had the pneumonia a few months ago 136 00:08:25,264 --> 00:08:28,664 and, um... I don't want to get sick again. 137 00:08:28,664 --> 00:08:30,264 I--I'm sorry. 138 00:08:30,264 --> 00:08:31,664 Don't apologize. 139 00:08:32,064 --> 00:08:34,664 What--can I give you a ride to a shelter or something? 140 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,564 You let me ride in your car? 141 00:08:36,564 --> 00:08:37,264 Sure. 142 00:08:37,264 --> 00:08:39,664 Oh, I--I already try the shelter. 143 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:40,664 No vacancy. 144 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:45,664 But half-star hotel around here are very cheap-- only $35 a night. 145 00:08:45,664 --> 00:08:47,964 Clean sheets, dry towel. 146 00:08:47,964 --> 00:08:50,064 Ok, ok. 147 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:52,164 All right, here. Get two nights. 148 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,264 And don't get sick again. 149 00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:55,164 Thank you, mister. Thank you. 150 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:59,764 Oh, um... I know this is, uh... 151 00:09:00,264 --> 00:09:04,064 Conflictive for you, yes? 152 00:09:04,064 --> 00:09:07,064 Well, yeah, frankly, it is. 153 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,364 Can you do me one more favor? 154 00:09:09,364 --> 00:09:10,664 What? 155 00:09:11,364 --> 00:09:15,264 Find comfort for yourself that you chose to help me. 156 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:16,864 Can you do that? 157 00:09:16,864 --> 00:09:21,064 Can I find comfort for myself that I chose to help you? 158 00:09:22,464 --> 00:09:24,764 Yeah. Maybe little bit, yeah. 159 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,364 And don't you worry about that nasty cut. 160 00:09:27,364 --> 00:09:32,464 It will heal, and in 20 or 10 years, you won't even think about it. 161 00:09:34,264 --> 00:09:36,264 You know, I forgot all-- 162 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:50,664 Ohh... 163 00:09:51,864 --> 00:09:53,164 whoo. 164 00:09:54,864 --> 00:09:57,564 Oh, that makes me nuts, man. 165 00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,164 Why does that make me so fucking nuts, baby? 166 00:10:00,164 --> 00:10:02,064 It's just my ear. 167 00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:08,564 Slow, slow, slow, slow. 168 00:10:09,664 --> 00:10:10,964 Slow. 169 00:10:12,664 --> 00:10:15,764 Yep, you're a girl. 170 00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:17,364 I told you so. 171 00:10:20,164 --> 00:10:20,964 Mmm. 172 00:10:20,964 --> 00:10:22,264 Treaty-treats. 173 00:10:22,264 --> 00:10:23,664 Treats. 174 00:10:37,864 --> 00:10:39,564 Careful, baby. 175 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,764 I want you hard. 176 00:10:40,764 --> 00:10:41,564 Ok. 177 00:10:41,564 --> 00:10:42,564 Real hard. 178 00:10:42,564 --> 00:10:43,864 Ok. 179 00:10:45,464 --> 00:10:47,064 Ok. 180 00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:50,964 On your knees now, sweet pea. 181 00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:51,964 Mmm. 182 00:10:51,964 --> 00:10:54,064 No fucking around. 183 00:10:55,664 --> 00:10:58,064 $200... 184 00:10:58,064 --> 00:11:00,264 no fucking around. 185 00:11:25,564 --> 00:11:26,764 $200. 186 00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:29,164 And, sweet pea... 187 00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:30,764 hmm? 188 00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,764 It's really extra fun for me... 189 00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:33,464 mm-hmm? 190 00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:35,964 If you smack my ass really fucking hard, ok? 191 00:11:35,964 --> 00:11:36,864 All right. 192 00:11:40,364 --> 00:11:41,464 Last time she's ever gonna fuck with me, 193 00:11:41,464 --> 00:11:43,064 I can guarantee you that. 194 00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:43,864 What's that? 195 00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:44,864 Sleeping pill. 196 00:11:44,864 --> 00:11:47,064 Oh, no. You always snore when you take those. 197 00:11:47,064 --> 00:11:47,864 I hate those. 198 00:11:47,864 --> 00:11:50,864 Sweetie, I was attacked this evening at the police station. 199 00:11:50,864 --> 00:11:52,164 I have an 8 A.M. Tomorrow. 200 00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:54,564 I'm a little wound up. I need to sleep. 201 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,464 Ok. Well, maybe I should take one, 202 00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:59,164 and we'll both sleep through this together. 203 00:11:59,164 --> 00:12:00,964 Look at that. That's gonna fucking scar. 204 00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:02,464 Look at this. 205 00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:03,264 Every time I look in the mirror, 206 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:06,064 I'm gonna have to think about that freak show lunging at me. 207 00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:09,164 I'm turning off the light. You coming? 208 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,364 Probably not tonight. 209 00:12:17,664 --> 00:12:19,364 - You like that, baby? - Yes, I do. 210 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,764 Yeah? That make you hard? 211 00:12:20,764 --> 00:12:21,964 - Yeah? - Yeah? 212 00:12:21,964 --> 00:12:22,964 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 213 00:12:22,964 --> 00:12:24,464 - Yeah? - Hold on. 214 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:26,164 Popper coming. 215 00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:27,364 Popper for poppy. 216 00:12:27,364 --> 00:12:30,164 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Oh, fuck! 217 00:12:31,664 --> 00:12:33,064 No kissing. No kissing. 218 00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:34,764 Girl's gotta have boundaries. 219 00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:38,964 But I will stick my finger up your ass. 220 00:12:38,964 --> 00:12:39,564 Ok. 221 00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:40,764 - You like that? - Oh, yeah. 222 00:12:40,764 --> 00:12:43,164 - You like that? - Fuck, yeah. 223 00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:46,764 You want me to put my finger up your ass? 224 00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:51,464 Dr. Craig Huffstodt, this is Chico Swanson. 225 00:12:51,464 --> 00:12:54,364 I know you got my messages. 226 00:12:55,064 --> 00:12:56,764 Doctor? 227 00:12:56,864 --> 00:12:59,264 Doctor, please respond. 228 00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,564 Hello? 229 00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:04,464 Mom? 230 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:05,564 Dad? 231 00:13:06,664 --> 00:13:07,864 Hello? 232 00:13:07,964 --> 00:13:09,664 I need to speak to you... 233 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,664 You guys awake? 234 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,964 There's some guy downstairs calling your name. 235 00:13:12,964 --> 00:13:14,564 Are you inside? 236 00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:15,764 Hey! 237 00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:17,264 I'm not going anywhere. 238 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:20,564 There's a guy downstairs calling your name on a bullhorn. 239 00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:23,664 Call me crazy, but I genuinely doubt he has good news. 240 00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:27,064 Give me 5 minutes of your time. 241 00:13:27,064 --> 00:13:30,564 Dr. Craig Huffstodt, this is Chico Swanson. 242 00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:32,264 I don't believe this. 243 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:33,964 I know you got my messages. 244 00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:37,864 Hey! You tell Melody the next time she pulls a stunt like this, 245 00:13:37,864 --> 00:13:40,464 I'll have her arrested for disturbing the peace. 246 00:13:40,464 --> 00:13:41,464 Now, get out of here! 247 00:13:41,464 --> 00:13:44,664 Look, I don't know any Melody, and Melody ain't suing you. 248 00:13:44,664 --> 00:13:48,564 It's the family of that patient of yours who offed himself. 249 00:13:48,564 --> 00:13:52,164 You know... the little faggot. 250 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:53,764 Jesus. 251 00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:55,064 Get in here. Get in here. 252 00:13:55,064 --> 00:13:56,164 What are you, kidding me? 253 00:13:56,164 --> 00:13:57,764 Johnson vs. Huffstodt: 254 00:13:57,764 --> 00:14:01,364 A very important legal document for your reading pleasure. 255 00:14:03,064 --> 00:14:04,564 You're served. 256 00:14:05,064 --> 00:14:07,364 Oh, well, this is just fucking fantastic. 257 00:14:07,364 --> 00:14:08,564 Wait. Let me see that. 258 00:14:09,364 --> 00:14:11,664 What did you do to your face there, my friend? 259 00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:12,764 I was attacked by a bat. 260 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,164 - Ouch. - Yeah. 261 00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:16,564 This is a letter of intent to sue, honey. 262 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,964 Wrongful death. 263 00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:19,864 He killed himself in your office, right? 264 00:14:20,364 --> 00:14:21,564 Byrd, what are you doing with that? 265 00:14:21,564 --> 00:14:24,664 It's protection in case this guy does anything out of line. 266 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,564 Put it down, please. 267 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,164 - Dad, I think-- - I said, put it down! 268 00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:29,064 All right. 269 00:14:31,364 --> 00:14:33,064 Why are you so mad at me, huh? 270 00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:35,164 Why are you so mad at me? 271 00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:37,564 I'm the one who died. 272 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:39,564 Because you didn't give me a chance to help you. 273 00:14:39,564 --> 00:14:41,164 If you gave me 30 seconds, 274 00:14:41,164 --> 00:14:44,164 I could have told you that suicide never works out like you think it will. 275 00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:45,944 People just don't react the way you want them to. 276 00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:48,384 What I wanted was out. 277 00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:50,964 It had nothing to do with other people. 278 00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:52,364 Well, it does for me, Sam. 279 00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:54,264 You knew your parents were ass holes. 280 00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:55,964 Now I'm stuck with them. 281 00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:01,564 "Doris and Ralph Johnson hereby serve notice..." 282 00:15:02,064 --> 00:15:04,564 "in the death of Samuel Scott Johnson..." 283 00:15:05,064 --> 00:15:09,964 - "seeking damages for loss sustained..." - "And injuries suffered." 284 00:15:12,864 --> 00:15:14,064 Huff? 285 00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:16,464 Huff? 286 00:15:16,564 --> 00:15:17,964 What? 287 00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:18,764 Let's just go back to bed. 288 00:15:18,764 --> 00:15:21,364 There's nothing we can do about this right now. 289 00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:23,564 Yeah, like I'm gonna sleep now. 290 00:15:27,264 --> 00:15:28,664 I'm so glad I took a pill. 291 00:15:28,664 --> 00:15:29,464 I'll rub your back. 292 00:15:29,464 --> 00:15:31,464 Byrd, can you turn off the lights? 293 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,564 I mean, do you even believe this? 294 00:15:34,964 --> 00:15:37,164 Fuck everyone, Beth, I swear to god. 295 00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:38,164 Shh. 296 00:15:38,664 --> 00:15:43,064 Melody and Sam's parents and Chico fucking Swanson. 297 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:43,964 Aah! 298 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:45,364 Oh, was that too hard? 299 00:15:45,364 --> 00:15:46,764 No, no. It feels good. 300 00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:50,864 I'm sicking Russell on all their stupid asses. 301 00:15:50,864 --> 00:15:52,164 Oh, good. 302 00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:53,964 They won't know what the fuck hit 'em. 303 00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:57,964 Fucking bullhorn. 304 00:16:02,264 --> 00:16:03,564 That feels good. 305 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,164 Turn over. 306 00:16:06,864 --> 00:16:07,764 Why? 307 00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:10,764 'Cause I want you to. 308 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:17,864 Why? 309 00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:32,564 Oh, honey... 310 00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:33,864 mm-hmm? 311 00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:36,564 I don't know if I can, uh... 312 00:16:40,464 --> 00:16:42,464 uh...ha ha! 313 00:16:43,064 --> 00:16:45,264 Uh, well, maybe I can. 314 00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:35,864 Oh... 315 00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:40,044 Beth, darling, do you have any valencias? 316 00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:44,664 Mitzi bought me navels, and, oh! The juice is just appalling. 317 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:48,664 You know, it makes these glands back here just--aah!--Scream. 318 00:17:49,164 --> 00:17:50,164 Check the fruit bin. 319 00:17:50,164 --> 00:17:51,264 Ok. 320 00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:56,664 Morning. 321 00:17:56,664 --> 00:17:57,564 Hey. 322 00:17:57,664 --> 00:17:59,364 Thought you said you were going jogging. 323 00:17:59,364 --> 00:18:00,744 I already did. 324 00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:01,664 You're kidding. 325 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:05,364 And I took a shower and finished half of Tuesday's crossword. 326 00:18:05,664 --> 00:18:07,964 Well, Tuesday's usually pretty easy. 327 00:18:08,964 --> 00:18:12,264 Hey, listen, do you think I should cut my margin on this job? 328 00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:13,464 No. 329 00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:17,264 Well, it's a big fund-raiser for the children's hospital, 330 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,864 and it kind of seems to defeat the purpose if I mark up shrimp. 331 00:18:20,964 --> 00:18:22,764 Never cut your margin, Beth. 332 00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:25,064 And try not to write them a huge check, either. 333 00:18:25,164 --> 00:18:26,664 They could really use the money, honey. 334 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:27,864 So could we. 335 00:18:27,964 --> 00:18:30,464 That flaky little jean nate twit. 336 00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:33,464 She got you the valencias. 337 00:18:33,564 --> 00:18:35,464 What is that horrible gash? 338 00:18:35,564 --> 00:18:37,664 Have you two been fighting again? 339 00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:38,864 Ha ha ha! 340 00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:41,364 I was playing with mike a little too rough, 341 00:18:41,364 --> 00:18:43,464 and he jumped up, and he caught me in the face. 342 00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:44,964 And we do not fight. 343 00:18:45,064 --> 00:18:47,264 Well, we fight. We just don't usually hit. 344 00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:49,564 hmm. Ah, youth. 345 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:52,544 Darling, you will ask Mitzi about the oranges, won't you? 346 00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:53,564 She's just out walking mike. 347 00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:54,364 She'll be back in a minute. 348 00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:55,764 You can ask her yourself. 349 00:18:55,764 --> 00:19:00,064 Dad, I was doing some research on the internet on wrongful death. 350 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:01,964 Could life get more hideous? 351 00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:02,964 Relax, mother. 352 00:19:02,964 --> 00:19:04,564 I'm talking to Russell today. 353 00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:06,964 Good. Make sure you make a list of questions. 354 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:08,864 You always ask the wrong ones. 355 00:19:10,564 --> 00:19:13,164 Hey, did anybody notice these lumps on mike? 356 00:19:13,164 --> 00:19:14,964 They're probably just fatty cysts. 357 00:19:15,064 --> 00:19:16,364 Probably? 358 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:17,764 Mitzi, I-- 359 00:19:17,764 --> 00:19:21,564 Could you take him to Dr. Musatov today and have those checked out? 360 00:19:21,564 --> 00:19:24,564 Yeah. I had a dog that had real dry skin. 361 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,364 They said it was seborrhea or something. 362 00:19:26,364 --> 00:19:28,564 6 weeks later, he died. 363 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:31,064 Died? 364 00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:32,264 Mitzi-- 365 00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:35,264 His name was Ralph. I really loved that dog. 366 00:19:35,264 --> 00:19:36,364 Amitzi! 367 00:19:36,364 --> 00:19:38,764 I'm--I'm really sorry about your dog. 368 00:19:38,764 --> 00:19:40,864 I really am, even though I'm sure it was years ago. 369 00:19:40,864 --> 00:19:44,864 But we have more pressing matters at the moment than canine psoriasis. 370 00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:48,244 Could you stop by and see me on your way out today? 371 00:19:48,264 --> 00:19:51,164 We have to talk about the orange situation. 372 00:19:52,964 --> 00:19:54,464 Cover yourself, Huff. 373 00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:55,764 She's not family. 374 00:19:56,864 --> 00:19:58,464 What orange situation? 375 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:02,464 Poor thing, she just keeps getting more and more confused. 376 00:20:02,864 --> 00:20:06,064 She will ask you to get her the Valencia oranges. 377 00:20:06,064 --> 00:20:06,964 Don't listen to her. 378 00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:09,964 It's the navels that she really wants. 379 00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,264 Oh, all right. Ok. 380 00:20:12,264 --> 00:20:13,564 You're going to hell, you know. 381 00:20:26,064 --> 00:20:28,964 Dr. Huffstodt, this is Chico Swanson... 382 00:20:28,964 --> 00:20:30,164 Yeah, go fuck yourself, Chico. 383 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,864 Craig, this is Melody. 384 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:33,564 Oh, it's "Craig" now? 385 00:20:33,564 --> 00:20:36,564 I'm outraged that you left me to rot in that jail cell. 386 00:20:36,564 --> 00:20:38,864 You absolutely have to make room for me today. 387 00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,064 Call me as soon as you get this. 388 00:20:41,464 --> 00:20:42,564 - And you can't fire me... - Karen? 389 00:20:42,564 --> 00:20:44,544 Because I didn't call your house once. 390 00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:48,664 But I've been suicidal all night, and you know I have a gun. 391 00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,064 You don't have a gun, Melody. 392 00:20:50,464 --> 00:20:52,764 I also have double-edged razor blades, 393 00:20:52,764 --> 00:20:55,164 and I know how to slash my wrists the right way-- 394 00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:58,264 none of this across-the-wrist crap, but vertical, 395 00:20:58,264 --> 00:21:00,464 slicing the veins up and down. 396 00:21:00,464 --> 00:21:01,764 That's a new one. 397 00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:04,464 Doctor, this is Karen. 398 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,764 I'm sorry to leave this message on your voice mail. 399 00:21:06,764 --> 00:21:09,464 But, uh, I just... this is so hard, 400 00:21:09,464 --> 00:21:12,064 but I just don't think I can, work for you anymore-- 401 00:21:12,064 --> 00:21:14,764 - What? - Work there, I mean. 402 00:21:14,764 --> 00:21:17,864 You know, I'm still not sleeping well, and I'm sorry, 403 00:21:17,864 --> 00:21:21,064 but you know, I just can't get past... forget it, you know? 404 00:21:21,064 --> 00:21:21,764 All that blood. 405 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,764 I just have to quit, you know--resign. 406 00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:27,064 You know, I'm just very sorry. 407 00:21:27,064 --> 00:21:28,064 Shit. 408 00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:31,064 So, where is he? 409 00:21:31,064 --> 00:21:32,264 I don't know, Dr. Huffstodt. 410 00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:33,564 Look, he told me to be here at noon. 411 00:21:33,564 --> 00:21:34,864 I have patients this afternoon. 412 00:21:34,864 --> 00:21:36,464 Well, he's late a lot. 413 00:21:36,564 --> 00:21:38,864 You should really talk to him about that. 414 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,264 It's another control issue he has. 415 00:21:41,364 --> 00:21:42,964 Well, what did he tell you? 416 00:21:43,064 --> 00:21:46,664 He didn't tell me anything, because he won't answer his phone. 417 00:21:47,164 --> 00:21:49,164 Well, did you try his cell? He always answers that. 418 00:21:49,164 --> 00:21:50,864 I left word on his voice mail. 419 00:21:51,164 --> 00:21:51,964 How long ago? 420 00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:54,264 Don't make yourself nuts about this. 421 00:21:54,364 --> 00:21:56,564 He's always disappearing and... 422 00:21:56,564 --> 00:21:58,564 like sludge from a pond, 423 00:21:58,564 --> 00:21:59,664 he always surfaces. 424 00:22:00,464 --> 00:22:03,164 Ok. Well, can you tell him to call me as soon as possible? 425 00:22:03,164 --> 00:22:04,164 It's very important. 426 00:22:04,164 --> 00:22:05,164 Yes, I will. 427 00:22:05,264 --> 00:22:06,664 - Thank you. - Ok. 428 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:09,064 Oh, and if you run into him first, 429 00:22:09,064 --> 00:22:12,364 tell him I can't save his ass on his 2:00, period. 430 00:22:35,364 --> 00:22:36,264 Russell? 431 00:22:40,864 --> 00:22:42,064 Russ? 432 00:22:48,764 --> 00:22:49,864 Russell? 433 00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:55,564 Oh! 434 00:22:59,664 --> 00:23:00,864 Not again. 435 00:23:06,164 --> 00:23:06,964 Oh. 436 00:23:08,064 --> 00:23:08,864 Oh. 437 00:23:16,864 --> 00:23:17,964 Oh! 438 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,964 Jesus, your fingers are blue. 439 00:23:21,364 --> 00:23:23,044 What the hell did you take this time? 440 00:23:23,064 --> 00:23:24,264 What did I take? 441 00:23:24,764 --> 00:23:25,964 I don't know. 442 00:23:25,964 --> 00:23:27,864 Maybe I took some pot. 443 00:23:29,664 --> 00:23:32,164 Ooh, she did tie me up tight, didn't she? 444 00:23:32,564 --> 00:23:33,764 Whoo. 445 00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:34,964 Shit. Is it Thursday? 446 00:23:34,964 --> 00:23:36,164 Yeah. 447 00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:37,964 - My head hurts. - No. Really? 448 00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,164 Yeah, baby. 449 00:23:39,164 --> 00:23:41,264 You realize you could have been killed, right? 450 00:23:41,264 --> 00:23:42,764 What happened to your face, bub? 451 00:23:43,364 --> 00:23:44,764 Patient attacked me. 452 00:23:44,764 --> 00:23:46,564 Mmm. And you're worried about me. 453 00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:48,264 No, no. You seem fine. 454 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,964 Is there glass on the floor? 455 00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:54,564 No. 456 00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:55,864 Oh, good. 457 00:23:58,564 --> 00:24:00,864 Goddamn the little harlotta. 458 00:24:00,964 --> 00:24:02,964 This is a vintage bernini. 459 00:24:03,364 --> 00:24:06,264 Didn't even wear the sassy fucker yet. 460 00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:11,764 So, I suppose this one was just waiting in the car for you, huh? 461 00:24:11,764 --> 00:24:13,264 Oh, like that would ever happen. 462 00:24:13,264 --> 00:24:15,864 You know, if you ever decide you might need a little help, 463 00:24:15,864 --> 00:24:17,864 I happen to know some fantastic people. 464 00:24:17,864 --> 00:24:20,164 Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you should give them a call. 465 00:24:20,364 --> 00:24:24,044 I just got laid. You're the one whose patient beat you up. 466 00:24:24,064 --> 00:24:26,064 You call this just getting laid, huh? 467 00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:30,364 Huff, I had a marvelous evening with a lovely young lady, 468 00:24:30,364 --> 00:24:31,564 and we dozed off. 469 00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:34,164 Now, there's a chance that little minx 470 00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:35,964 could have slipped something into my beverage, 471 00:24:35,964 --> 00:24:38,364 but we'll never really know now, will we? 472 00:24:40,064 --> 00:24:41,764 Gee, now what are you taking? 473 00:24:41,964 --> 00:24:43,364 What are you, a fucking cop? 474 00:24:43,764 --> 00:24:46,464 I'm taking some aspirin because I have an important 2:00 meeting. 475 00:24:46,464 --> 00:24:48,064 What the fuck are you doing here anyway? 476 00:24:48,764 --> 00:24:50,164 It's a long story. 477 00:24:50,964 --> 00:24:52,364 Aren't the all, pal? 478 00:24:53,264 --> 00:24:56,464 Aren't they all? 479 00:24:58,064 --> 00:24:59,564 Where's my television? 480 00:25:02,264 --> 00:25:04,264 What the fuck happened to my television? 481 00:25:07,564 --> 00:25:11,544 No one will show up for that, Lois, let alone write a check. 482 00:25:11,564 --> 00:25:13,264 But animals are victims. 483 00:25:13,264 --> 00:25:14,564 People are victims. 484 00:25:14,564 --> 00:25:18,364 But what about all those poor animals sold for science research? 485 00:25:18,364 --> 00:25:20,764 Better their eyes blister than mine. 486 00:25:20,764 --> 00:25:21,964 And the mink farms? 487 00:25:21,964 --> 00:25:23,764 Those precious little pelts 488 00:25:23,764 --> 00:25:26,264 raised for the sole purpose of being slaughtered. 489 00:25:26,264 --> 00:25:28,464 They don't skin them alive like baby seals. 490 00:25:28,464 --> 00:25:29,564 They euthanize them. 491 00:25:29,564 --> 00:25:31,264 Trust me, they don't feel a thing. 492 00:25:31,264 --> 00:25:33,564 A little too much heat, Margo. 493 00:25:33,964 --> 00:25:37,664 Oh, fund-raising is such a chore. 494 00:25:38,564 --> 00:25:40,064 Hey, why don't we call the girls 495 00:25:40,064 --> 00:25:41,664 and get together for a bridge game this week? 496 00:25:41,664 --> 00:25:42,764 What do you say? 497 00:25:42,764 --> 00:25:44,764 Ooh, fun. 498 00:25:44,764 --> 00:25:47,064 Yeah. Are you sure you don't want a facial? 499 00:25:47,064 --> 00:25:48,664 You really look haggard. 500 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,264 Thanks a lot. 501 00:25:50,264 --> 00:25:50,964 Oh, come on. 502 00:25:50,964 --> 00:25:53,364 You know what I mean. You look tired. 503 00:25:53,764 --> 00:25:54,664 You feeling all right? 504 00:25:54,664 --> 00:25:56,664 Yes, Izzy, I'm feeling fine. 505 00:25:56,664 --> 00:25:59,364 Good, good, 'cause I worry about you. 506 00:25:59,364 --> 00:26:01,064 I'm just checking up, you know. 507 00:26:01,364 --> 00:26:03,364 Um...is Betty ok? 508 00:26:03,364 --> 00:26:04,564 Truth. Truth. Truth. 509 00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:08,064 6 months to go, and she gets her 5-year cancer-free ribbon. 510 00:26:08,464 --> 00:26:10,064 Sometimes I swear she's not my daughter. 511 00:26:10,064 --> 00:26:11,564 I'd have been dead by now 512 00:26:11,564 --> 00:26:13,764 if I'd been through what she's been through. 513 00:26:16,164 --> 00:26:18,164 - And thank you for asking. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:26:19,164 --> 00:26:20,764 All right, darling. 515 00:26:21,264 --> 00:26:22,264 Aah! 516 00:26:23,464 --> 00:26:25,464 You are burning me! 517 00:26:29,764 --> 00:26:34,064 What on earth could possibly sound like that and be funny, hmm? 518 00:26:35,864 --> 00:26:36,964 No, I understand. 519 00:26:36,964 --> 00:26:39,464 I just don't have my appointment book in front of me right now. 520 00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,564 Shit. 521 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:41,964 Wh-what? 522 00:26:41,964 --> 00:26:43,564 You're breaking up. What? 523 00:26:43,964 --> 00:26:45,964 No, I said Karen quit. 524 00:26:45,964 --> 00:26:48,564 She wanted to spend more time with her family. 525 00:26:49,264 --> 00:26:51,564 Yes, I'm interviewing assistants today. 526 00:26:51,964 --> 00:26:53,264 In fact, I have to go. 527 00:26:53,364 --> 00:26:54,964 Yeah, somebody will get back to you, I promise. 528 00:26:54,964 --> 00:26:56,664 Ok. Very good. 529 00:26:57,164 --> 00:26:58,264 Hey, Paula. 530 00:26:58,264 --> 00:26:59,064 Oh, thank you. 531 00:26:59,064 --> 00:27:01,564 I know this is ridiculously short notice. 532 00:27:01,564 --> 00:27:05,544 Assistants, as in plural-- more than 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5? 533 00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:07,864 That's not how I understood the situation. 534 00:27:07,864 --> 00:27:09,864 Well, you wouldn't give me an answer on the phone. 535 00:27:09,864 --> 00:27:10,764 That's right. 536 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,464 Um, that's a nasty scratch. 537 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,264 Yeah, the fun never stops here. 538 00:27:14,264 --> 00:27:15,264 Please come in. 539 00:27:15,264 --> 00:27:16,944 Thank god you're here. 540 00:27:16,964 --> 00:27:18,464 Uh, Beth sends her best. 541 00:27:18,464 --> 00:27:19,864 And Byrd boy? 542 00:27:19,864 --> 00:27:21,364 Oh, Byrd boy. 543 00:27:21,364 --> 00:27:23,364 Byrd boy's 14 going on 40. 544 00:27:23,464 --> 00:27:24,564 He's a little freaked out. 545 00:27:24,564 --> 00:27:26,164 His voice just changed. 546 00:27:26,964 --> 00:27:29,244 I think he was a lot happier when he thought he knew everything. 547 00:27:29,264 --> 00:27:31,064 Mmm, who wasn't? 548 00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:33,064 And, uh, Teddy? 549 00:27:33,464 --> 00:27:34,064 He's not so good. 550 00:27:34,064 --> 00:27:35,564 He's still at woodburne. 551 00:27:35,964 --> 00:27:37,164 Have a seat. 552 00:27:37,164 --> 00:27:38,364 I'm ok. 553 00:27:38,764 --> 00:27:40,764 What happened to, uh, Sarah? 554 00:27:41,264 --> 00:27:41,864 Karen. 555 00:27:41,864 --> 00:27:42,864 Whatever. 556 00:27:42,864 --> 00:27:44,444 Why did she fly? 557 00:27:44,464 --> 00:27:46,664 Well, she was here, you know, 558 00:27:46,664 --> 00:27:49,364 when the boy shot himself, so... 559 00:27:49,364 --> 00:27:52,564 um, Huff, I assume the boy had a name. 560 00:27:53,664 --> 00:27:55,544 Yeah, ok. Sam. 561 00:27:55,564 --> 00:27:59,864 She was here, and she's still not sleeping very well. 562 00:27:59,864 --> 00:28:02,564 Mmm. I can only imagine. 563 00:28:03,564 --> 00:28:06,164 Oh, you know, I like your new carpet. 564 00:28:06,164 --> 00:28:08,464 Yeah, it's green. 565 00:28:11,464 --> 00:28:13,964 Huff, if I come back, it has to be different. 566 00:28:13,964 --> 00:28:15,564 I will not be an assistant. 567 00:28:15,564 --> 00:28:18,564 You have to pay me and call me as an office manager, 568 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:20,964 because that's what I was, and that's what I'll be. 569 00:28:20,964 --> 00:28:21,564 Paula, done. 570 00:28:21,564 --> 00:28:23,464 Ok. I'm not gonna be picking up your dry cleaning 571 00:28:23,464 --> 00:28:24,464 and running errands for you. 572 00:28:24,464 --> 00:28:26,564 Excuse me, but I never asked you to do any of that. 573 00:28:26,564 --> 00:28:27,564 You volunteered for that stuff. 574 00:28:27,564 --> 00:28:28,464 I know, I know. 575 00:28:28,464 --> 00:28:30,464 I'm just unvolunteering, ok? 576 00:28:30,464 --> 00:28:33,064 We just gonna keep it business, keep it professional, 577 00:28:33,064 --> 00:28:34,664 'cause I've changed. 578 00:28:34,764 --> 00:28:36,464 Good, good. 579 00:28:36,564 --> 00:28:40,644 Ok, well, I also need 4 weeks of vacation with pay-- 580 00:28:40,664 --> 00:28:45,664 not including Easter, Christmas, Martin Luther king's birthday, veterans day, 581 00:28:45,664 --> 00:28:47,564 and all those other holidays people get-- 582 00:28:47,564 --> 00:28:49,964 but I want you to include Kwanzaa and passover. 583 00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:53,364 Ok, a very enthusiastic yes to everything except for the 4 weeks, Paula. 584 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:54,364 I can't run a business like that. 585 00:28:54,364 --> 00:28:55,464 Come on, two weeks. 586 00:28:55,464 --> 00:28:56,864 - 3. - Not consecutive. 587 00:28:56,864 --> 00:28:58,164 Fine. 588 00:28:58,564 --> 00:28:59,864 Oh! 589 00:29:01,464 --> 00:29:02,264 Huff? 590 00:29:02,264 --> 00:29:03,164 What? 591 00:29:03,564 --> 00:29:08,664 Jesus is telling me that something dark happened here. 592 00:29:08,864 --> 00:29:10,064 Jesus is--is-- 593 00:29:10,064 --> 00:29:11,464 Yes. 594 00:29:11,564 --> 00:29:15,464 Not evil...but dark... 595 00:29:15,864 --> 00:29:17,964 and it happened here-- right here. 596 00:29:18,764 --> 00:29:20,564 Yeah. That's, uh, that's... 597 00:29:20,564 --> 00:29:21,764 shh, shh, shh. 598 00:29:22,864 --> 00:29:26,764 Ooh, Jesus, sweet Jesus, 599 00:29:26,864 --> 00:29:30,664 we come to you, Jesus, with the power of your blood. 600 00:29:30,764 --> 00:29:34,764 And, Jesus, we ask that you cleanse this office, sweet Jesus. 601 00:29:34,764 --> 00:29:37,444 Cleanse this man, Jesus. 602 00:29:37,464 --> 00:29:39,764 Please fill him with the love, 603 00:29:39,764 --> 00:29:43,744 the courage and strength that he needs, Jesus. 604 00:29:43,764 --> 00:29:48,564 We ask, Jesus, that you hold precious Sam in your bosom, Jesus. 605 00:29:49,664 --> 00:29:51,864 And we just say thank you. 606 00:29:51,864 --> 00:29:53,864 Thank you, Jesus. 607 00:29:56,564 --> 00:29:58,564 So, when you want me to start? 608 00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:00,964 Tomorrow. 609 00:30:00,964 --> 00:30:01,964 Fine. 610 00:30:01,964 --> 00:30:02,864 Paula. 611 00:30:02,864 --> 00:30:03,464 Mm-hmm? 612 00:30:03,464 --> 00:30:05,364 You know that you can't-- 613 00:30:05,364 --> 00:30:07,764 you can't talk like that in front of the patients, right? 614 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,764 Oh, yeah. I mean, you the only one playing god in here. 615 00:30:10,864 --> 00:30:12,164 - That's right. - Ok. 616 00:30:12,164 --> 00:30:13,864 Oh, one more thing. 617 00:30:13,864 --> 00:30:17,164 You tell your little friend Russell I'm not taking his shit. 618 00:30:17,964 --> 00:30:18,564 Ok. 619 00:30:18,564 --> 00:30:19,864 I'm serious, Huff. 620 00:30:19,864 --> 00:30:22,564 If he spoon-feeds me one ounce of his fuckin' bullshit, 621 00:30:22,564 --> 00:30:23,564 I'm out of here. 622 00:30:23,564 --> 00:30:25,264 All right. It's good to see your mouth hasn't changed. 623 00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:27,564 I'm working on that, but my mind is clean-- 624 00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:30,764 which is more than I can say for that ass hole friend of yours. 625 00:30:31,764 --> 00:30:32,564 I'll see you at 8:00. 626 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:33,864 Thank you, Paula. 627 00:30:45,764 --> 00:30:47,864 Did you know an aspirin 628 00:30:47,864 --> 00:30:50,464 can cost up to 10 bucks at the hospital? 629 00:30:50,664 --> 00:30:51,864 And they need money? 630 00:30:51,864 --> 00:30:53,764 Yeah, well, the party's for the oncology center. 631 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,064 And, yes, they do. 632 00:30:55,064 --> 00:30:56,064 What have I ever done to her? 633 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,664 That's all I want to know. 634 00:30:57,764 --> 00:30:58,364 Who? 635 00:30:58,364 --> 00:31:00,264 Mitzi--miss Mitzi. 636 00:31:01,364 --> 00:31:04,464 Do you know what play Lincoln was watching when he got shot? 637 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:05,964 I know that. "Our country cousin." 638 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:06,964 Thank you. 639 00:31:06,964 --> 00:31:08,864 So, I'm gonna be in the den working. 640 00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:10,364 Somebody give me a call when dinner's ready. 641 00:31:10,364 --> 00:31:11,764 It's my turn to clean up, right? 642 00:31:11,764 --> 00:31:12,764 Yeah. 643 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:15,764 Darling, I know you pay her salary, 644 00:31:15,764 --> 00:31:18,764 but I pay for her dental work and her car insurance, 645 00:31:18,764 --> 00:31:21,264 and once I even paid for her utility bill 646 00:31:21,264 --> 00:31:22,964 so they wouldn't turn out the lights-- 647 00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:26,764 all because of some bizarre deathbed promise to her mother. 648 00:31:26,764 --> 00:31:27,464 I don't know. 649 00:31:27,464 --> 00:31:28,264 What did it get me? 650 00:31:28,264 --> 00:31:29,564 Ha ha! Nothing. 651 00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:30,664 Who? 652 00:31:30,664 --> 00:31:32,064 Mitzi. 653 00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,064 Doesn't anyone listen around here? 654 00:31:34,064 --> 00:31:36,964 Wow! Did you know that 3 days before Lincoln got shot, 655 00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:39,264 he had a premonition death dream? 656 00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:42,664 Thank god none of my dreams ever came true. 657 00:31:44,664 --> 00:31:45,864 I'm gonna go upstairs, all right? 658 00:31:45,864 --> 00:31:46,564 Mm-hmm. 659 00:31:46,564 --> 00:31:47,764 Darling, hurry up with dinner. 660 00:31:47,764 --> 00:31:50,764 I'm losing weight as we speak. Ha ha ha! 661 00:31:52,164 --> 00:31:53,764 That's not all you're losing. 662 00:32:04,964 --> 00:32:07,664 So, I take this to mean you don't want to see me anymore. 663 00:32:08,264 --> 00:32:11,464 Don't turn this around on me just because it's your letter opener. 664 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:14,764 I will stab myself right here, right now. 665 00:32:14,764 --> 00:32:15,764 No, I believe you. 666 00:32:15,764 --> 00:32:17,944 I believed you every time you said it. 667 00:32:17,964 --> 00:32:20,064 You also just broke rule number 3-- 668 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,464 which, according to our agreement, means you just fired me. 669 00:32:22,464 --> 00:32:23,564 What? 670 00:32:23,964 --> 00:32:28,764 Orchestrating scenarios to manipulate me into doing what you want me to do. 671 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:29,764 I'm really sorry. 672 00:32:29,764 --> 00:32:33,764 I'm just not gonna leap across there and grab that out of your hands, ok? 673 00:32:34,164 --> 00:32:37,764 I really hope you don't stab yourself for a variety of reasons. 674 00:32:37,764 --> 00:32:41,064 But, you know, if that's the action you wish to take, 675 00:32:41,064 --> 00:32:42,664 you're free to take it. 676 00:32:42,664 --> 00:32:46,064 In the meantime, I want you to call Dr. Anne Brunner, ok? 677 00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:47,864 She's expecting your call. 678 00:32:47,864 --> 00:32:51,364 And I'll take that, and that's for you. 679 00:32:56,064 --> 00:32:57,764 You're pawning me off on someone else? 680 00:32:57,764 --> 00:32:59,464 I'm referring you, Melody. 681 00:32:59,464 --> 00:33:01,964 You don't honor the boundaries I've established, 682 00:33:01,964 --> 00:33:04,064 and I'm partially responsible for that. 683 00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:06,264 Don't think of this as a punishment, ok? 684 00:33:06,264 --> 00:33:08,844 Think of this as the next step in your treatment. 685 00:33:08,864 --> 00:33:11,064 I sincerely hope that someday you're able to see 686 00:33:11,064 --> 00:33:13,364 that I want nothing but the best for you. 687 00:33:15,964 --> 00:33:17,964 You will regret this. 688 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:20,864 Oh, Dr. Huffstodt. 689 00:33:20,864 --> 00:33:21,364 Yeah. 690 00:33:21,364 --> 00:33:22,964 Hi. I'm Everett Wayne. 691 00:33:22,964 --> 00:33:25,664 I'm an investigator with the licensing medical board. 692 00:33:25,764 --> 00:33:27,644 You're shitting me. 693 00:33:27,664 --> 00:33:27,964 Great. 694 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:31,564 It's routine for psychiatrists whenever anyone brings a malpractice suit. 695 00:33:31,564 --> 00:33:34,264 Malpractice? Ha! 696 00:33:34,264 --> 00:33:35,364 Good-bye, Melody. 697 00:33:35,364 --> 00:33:35,964 Would you step in here? 698 00:33:35,964 --> 00:33:37,564 Who'd he get rid of this time? 699 00:33:37,664 --> 00:33:39,464 Uh, excuse me. Where are you going? 700 00:33:39,464 --> 00:33:40,764 He terminated me. 701 00:33:40,764 --> 00:33:42,764 I'm going in there, and you can't stop me. 702 00:33:42,764 --> 00:33:44,064 Oh, yeah? Watch! 703 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,064 Watch, watch, watch. 704 00:33:46,064 --> 00:33:48,764 Get your hands off me! This is assault! 705 00:33:51,064 --> 00:33:53,144 Ok, then, how can I help you? 706 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,564 I'd like to see a copy of Sam Johnson's file. 707 00:33:55,564 --> 00:33:57,664 - Johnson? - Yeah, Johnson. 708 00:33:57,964 --> 00:34:00,064 How many Sams you have that have killed themselves? 709 00:34:00,064 --> 00:34:01,364 No, no, it's just, uh... 710 00:34:01,364 --> 00:34:03,764 You have a problem with the board reviewing the file? 711 00:34:04,064 --> 00:34:05,364 No, no, no, of course not. 712 00:34:05,364 --> 00:34:07,764 Um, it's outside. Would you excuse me one second? 713 00:34:07,764 --> 00:34:08,664 Sure. 714 00:34:11,764 --> 00:34:12,564 Are you ok? 715 00:34:12,564 --> 00:34:14,564 Fuckin' loon-ass bitch! 716 00:34:14,564 --> 00:34:15,164 Shh. 717 00:34:15,164 --> 00:34:16,864 Things were not this crazy before. 718 00:34:16,864 --> 00:34:18,864 Can you get Russell on the phone for me right away, please? 719 00:34:18,864 --> 00:34:21,364 Daniel did not go back in the lion's den for-- 720 00:34:21,364 --> 00:34:22,764 just call him right away, please. 721 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,964 Isn't this a little bit out of the ordinary? 722 00:34:26,964 --> 00:34:29,064 Don't you people usually just drop something in the mail? 723 00:34:29,064 --> 00:34:30,464 You people? 724 00:34:30,464 --> 00:34:32,464 Russell on two! 725 00:34:32,564 --> 00:34:35,664 Thank you! Excuse me. 726 00:34:38,564 --> 00:34:41,064 Uh, hey, I'm sorry to bother you at work, 727 00:34:41,064 --> 00:34:42,664 but I have a gentleman here from the medical board, 728 00:34:42,664 --> 00:34:45,164 and he wants me to release a patient's file for review. 729 00:34:45,164 --> 00:34:46,264 Is he right there in front of you? 730 00:34:46,264 --> 00:34:47,364 He's standing right here. 731 00:34:47,364 --> 00:34:49,364 Well, then, you've gotta give him the fuckin' file, don't you? 732 00:34:49,364 --> 00:34:50,264 Not the original. 733 00:34:50,264 --> 00:34:51,364 Make a copy. Get a receipt. 734 00:34:51,364 --> 00:34:53,464 And act as if I'm not screaming! 735 00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:55,864 Because if you call your lawyer and don't cooperate with these people, 736 00:34:55,864 --> 00:34:57,164 they will fry your ass on that! 737 00:34:57,164 --> 00:34:58,564 Right. That's what I thought, too. 738 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,664 Ok, now, give him a reassuring look. 739 00:35:00,664 --> 00:35:01,964 Tell him to call me if he has any questions, 740 00:35:01,964 --> 00:35:04,364 because you're in session all afternoon, and you're hard to reach. 741 00:35:04,364 --> 00:35:05,764 Why? Because you're successful, 742 00:35:05,764 --> 00:35:07,964 know what you're doing, and help people! 743 00:35:07,964 --> 00:35:08,964 Absolutely. 744 00:35:08,964 --> 00:35:10,564 Uh, Paula! 745 00:35:10,564 --> 00:35:11,464 Uh, that's what I thought. 746 00:35:11,464 --> 00:35:13,164 I just, uh, wanted to check with you. 747 00:35:13,164 --> 00:35:15,564 Ok, thanks a lot. 748 00:35:15,964 --> 00:35:18,064 Paula, would you make a copy of Sam Johnson's file 749 00:35:18,064 --> 00:35:21,064 and give it to Mr. Wayne to take with him, please? 750 00:35:25,964 --> 00:35:27,064 He's a putz. 751 00:35:27,764 --> 00:35:30,464 Yeah, but this thing gets fucked up, I could lose my license. 752 00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:31,764 No shit. 753 00:35:32,064 --> 00:35:33,664 Oh, god, you're concerned. 754 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:34,664 You're never concerned. 755 00:35:34,664 --> 00:35:36,064 If you're concerned, I'm screwed. 756 00:35:36,064 --> 00:35:38,364 Will you relax? You're not gonna lose your license. 757 00:35:38,364 --> 00:35:41,664 I called a friend of a friend who happens to be on the medical board, 758 00:35:41,664 --> 00:35:43,864 convinced him to see us first thing in the morning. 759 00:35:44,364 --> 00:35:45,464 Tomorrow morning? 760 00:35:45,464 --> 00:35:46,364 Mm-hmm. 761 00:35:46,364 --> 00:35:47,764 How can you prepare by then? 762 00:35:47,764 --> 00:35:49,464 No, how can they prepare by then? 763 00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:50,764 Cuts both ways, you know. 764 00:35:50,764 --> 00:35:53,144 You see how thick this fuckin' file is? 765 00:35:53,164 --> 00:35:55,064 I never should have given them that stupid thing. 766 00:35:55,064 --> 00:35:56,364 No, you actually did exactly the right thing. 767 00:35:56,364 --> 00:35:57,664 The longer we wait, 768 00:35:57,664 --> 00:36:01,664 the greater chance this thing has of crawling its way up to the opposite trial counsel. 769 00:36:01,664 --> 00:36:02,964 Trial counsel? 770 00:36:02,964 --> 00:36:03,964 Mm-hmm. 771 00:36:03,964 --> 00:36:05,764 That's why I pushed it till tomorrow morning. 772 00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:08,964 It's just a hearing-- no dog and pony show in court. 773 00:36:08,964 --> 00:36:10,864 Just you and me and Nellie Wayne. 774 00:36:10,964 --> 00:36:12,764 Everett Wayne. 775 00:36:13,064 --> 00:36:14,964 All right, let me know what time tomorrow, ok? 776 00:36:15,664 --> 00:36:16,864 Where you goin', man? 777 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:18,864 Didn't you want to split some crab cakes or something? 778 00:36:18,864 --> 00:36:21,264 No. I gotta go. 779 00:36:21,264 --> 00:36:23,564 Just please promise me to get a good night's sleep tonight, ok? 780 00:36:23,564 --> 00:36:26,364 Huff, relax. 781 00:36:26,364 --> 00:36:29,164 I always do, night before a show, ok? 782 00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:29,864 Ok. 783 00:36:30,664 --> 00:36:32,664 You go home and relax. Take a nice steam bath. 784 00:36:32,764 --> 00:36:34,364 Rub one out. 785 00:37:17,964 --> 00:37:20,364 Somebody stole my TV. 786 00:37:23,364 --> 00:37:25,264 And I need a spankin'. 787 00:37:50,064 --> 00:37:51,764 What if I died tomorrow? 788 00:37:51,764 --> 00:37:53,364 You're not that lucky. 789 00:37:53,764 --> 00:37:55,264 I'm serious. 790 00:37:55,964 --> 00:37:57,564 Happens every day. 791 00:37:58,664 --> 00:38:01,464 People leave the house with every intention of returning home, 792 00:38:01,464 --> 00:38:02,764 but they don't make it. 793 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,264 They collide with an oil tanker on the 405 794 00:38:06,264 --> 00:38:09,464 or have a heart attack at the bank. 795 00:38:09,564 --> 00:38:13,864 To the bank. 796 00:38:13,864 --> 00:38:15,264 I knew you were going to say that. 797 00:38:17,964 --> 00:38:19,864 Listen to them. 798 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:23,164 They sound like coyotes after a kill. 799 00:38:24,464 --> 00:38:25,764 They're playing bridge. 800 00:38:25,764 --> 00:38:27,664 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 801 00:38:28,164 --> 00:38:30,064 Good night, honey. 802 00:38:30,064 --> 00:38:31,264 Good night. 803 00:38:39,564 --> 00:38:41,964 Seriously, what if I died tomorrow? 804 00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:44,664 Well, I suppose it could happen. 805 00:38:46,764 --> 00:38:50,064 So, do you want one last piece of ass for the road? 806 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:52,944 You know what would suck? 807 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:55,064 A cerebral hemorrhage. 808 00:38:55,764 --> 00:38:57,164 Uh-huh. 809 00:38:57,964 --> 00:39:00,864 Aneurysms, they'll just, they'll drop you-- 810 00:39:00,864 --> 00:39:03,164 ha ha! Ok! Ok, ok, ok. 811 00:39:03,164 --> 00:39:04,364 Let me just pee. 812 00:39:05,364 --> 00:39:07,264 Ok, all right, I'll close the door. 813 00:39:15,764 --> 00:39:16,664 Russell? 814 00:39:16,664 --> 00:39:17,864 In here, bud. 815 00:39:17,864 --> 00:39:19,464 They just called us in. 816 00:39:19,664 --> 00:39:20,764 Solid. 817 00:39:21,164 --> 00:39:22,264 Well, you said you were gonna take a leak. 818 00:39:22,264 --> 00:39:23,964 You've been in here for, like, 10 minutes. 819 00:39:23,964 --> 00:39:25,264 What the hell are you doing? 820 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,364 Going over the file. 821 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,064 You're just reading the file now? 822 00:39:28,464 --> 00:39:32,064 Buddy, look, um, there's no toilet paper in here. 823 00:39:32,064 --> 00:39:33,364 You mind if I use a couple of pages? 824 00:39:33,364 --> 00:39:35,064 It's just a copy, right? 825 00:39:35,464 --> 00:39:36,464 What? 826 00:39:37,364 --> 00:39:38,564 I'm kidding. 827 00:39:38,564 --> 00:39:41,564 I'm not gonna wipe my butt with the poor kid's file. 828 00:39:41,564 --> 00:39:42,764 Ha ha ha! Come on. 829 00:39:43,864 --> 00:39:45,564 Important thing is, you're entertained. 830 00:39:46,164 --> 00:39:47,664 Well, you're very entertaining. 831 00:39:47,664 --> 00:39:49,464 So, how's this all gonna go again? 832 00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:51,264 See those two girlie-girls in there? 833 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,244 No. 834 00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:53,764 You want to know something funny? 835 00:39:53,764 --> 00:39:56,464 Whenever somebody checks me out when I'm taking a leak, 836 00:39:56,464 --> 00:39:58,364 I start to get a chubby. 837 00:39:58,464 --> 00:39:59,564 Does that make me weird? 838 00:40:00,964 --> 00:40:01,964 I don't believe this. 839 00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:04,264 Tits up, buddy. Tits up. Here we go. 840 00:40:06,364 --> 00:40:07,664 Good morning, gentlemen. 841 00:40:08,164 --> 00:40:08,964 Good morning. 842 00:40:08,964 --> 00:40:10,064 Good morning, your honor. 843 00:40:10,064 --> 00:40:12,164 Not an honor. I told you, we're not in court. 844 00:40:12,164 --> 00:40:14,364 Oh, sorry, ma'am. 845 00:40:14,464 --> 00:40:16,664 Mrs. Delmont will be fine. 846 00:40:17,064 --> 00:40:18,264 Suicide, right? 847 00:40:18,264 --> 00:40:19,964 Yes, pending med/mal suit. 848 00:40:20,964 --> 00:40:22,664 This is fairly routine. 849 00:40:22,664 --> 00:40:24,664 Mr. Wayne will ask the questions, 850 00:40:24,664 --> 00:40:27,764 and then I'll determine if any further action is needed. 851 00:40:28,264 --> 00:40:29,464 Shall we? 852 00:40:31,764 --> 00:40:36,064 Dr. Huffstodt, how long had Sam Johnson been a patient of yours? 853 00:40:36,064 --> 00:40:37,164 About a year and a half. 854 00:40:37,164 --> 00:40:39,764 I think that information's in the file that we provided you with. 855 00:40:39,764 --> 00:40:42,864 And what was your diagnosis of Mr. Johnson? 856 00:40:42,864 --> 00:40:44,464 Major depressive disorder. 857 00:40:44,464 --> 00:40:45,764 That would also be in the file. 858 00:40:45,764 --> 00:40:51,364 And why did you not file form 522-a? 859 00:40:52,464 --> 00:40:54,144 What's that? 860 00:40:54,164 --> 00:40:57,064 The law requires that whenever there is incidence of sexual abuse, 861 00:40:57,064 --> 00:41:02,644 form 522-a be completed and reported to social services. 862 00:41:02,664 --> 00:41:04,064 It's that. 863 00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:08,164 And why does the law clearly state that? 864 00:41:08,164 --> 00:41:11,164 To protect innocent children who can't protect themselves. 865 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:13,264 And yet you blatantly ignored it. 866 00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:14,064 Why did you break the law? 867 00:41:14,064 --> 00:41:16,064 I didn't ignore anything, Mr. Wayne. 868 00:41:16,064 --> 00:41:17,764 The form wasn't applicable in this case. 869 00:41:17,764 --> 00:41:19,164 You didn't complete the form. 870 00:41:19,164 --> 00:41:19,764 You broke the law. 871 00:41:19,764 --> 00:41:21,364 It's as simple as that. 872 00:41:21,764 --> 00:41:23,364 Feel free to jump in any time here. 873 00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:25,364 As a licensed practitioner, Dr. Huffstodt, 874 00:41:25,364 --> 00:41:29,264 your duties are the same as anyone else in a position of trust. 875 00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:31,764 Mr. Wayne does have a valid point. 876 00:41:31,764 --> 00:41:35,764 look, the alleged sexual abuse took place 8 years ago-- 877 00:41:35,764 --> 00:41:38,764 a full 6 years before I started seeing Sam as a patient. 878 00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:40,064 It wasn't even ongoing. 879 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:42,764 I mean, legally this is a nonissue, isn't it? 880 00:41:42,764 --> 00:41:44,064 But he still told you about it. 881 00:41:44,564 --> 00:41:46,264 Yes, he told me about it. 882 00:41:46,264 --> 00:41:49,264 And you didn't complete the form. 883 00:41:49,964 --> 00:41:51,764 No, I didn't complete the form. 884 00:41:51,764 --> 00:41:53,764 You're unbelievable, you know that? 885 00:41:53,764 --> 00:41:57,564 Let's just back up a second here and look at all the facts. 886 00:41:57,564 --> 00:41:59,864 Mr. Wayne, I assume that you've studied the file. 887 00:41:59,864 --> 00:42:00,764 Of course. 888 00:42:00,764 --> 00:42:04,064 What medications did Dr. Huffstodt prescribe the patient 889 00:42:04,064 --> 00:42:07,364 as referenced on page 5 of the file? 890 00:42:09,164 --> 00:42:11,564 Effexor and wellbutrin, I think. 891 00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:13,964 Yes, yes, I see it, Mr. Tupper. 892 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:15,264 It's--it's right here, page 5. 893 00:42:15,264 --> 00:42:17,864 What--what is-- what's your point? 894 00:42:17,964 --> 00:42:20,364 Ok, you just bear with me a second. 895 00:42:20,364 --> 00:42:24,864 How effective was this medication and what actions, 896 00:42:24,864 --> 00:42:28,164 if any, did Dr. Huffstodt take as a result? 897 00:42:30,764 --> 00:42:32,264 Page 7. 898 00:42:35,064 --> 00:42:36,164 There you go, right there. 899 00:42:36,164 --> 00:42:38,464 "Patient's affect showed considerable improvement." 900 00:42:38,464 --> 00:42:40,664 Dr. Huffstodt actually didn't have to make any adjustments at all, 901 00:42:40,664 --> 00:42:44,764 because the patient was well on his way to becoming stable for the first time in months. 902 00:42:44,764 --> 00:42:46,664 - Of course. - Of course. 903 00:42:46,664 --> 00:42:49,964 Now, on may 2, 2002, 904 00:42:49,964 --> 00:42:51,764 patient shared about the death of his dog. 905 00:42:51,764 --> 00:42:55,064 Mr. Wayne, how did this event affect Sam? 906 00:42:55,064 --> 00:42:57,264 How did he process that? 907 00:43:00,864 --> 00:43:02,464 Page 12. 908 00:43:02,864 --> 00:43:05,364 Here. May I? Can I? 909 00:43:07,364 --> 00:43:11,244 "Patient... patient was devastated." 910 00:43:11,264 --> 00:43:13,064 Abut one week later, 911 00:43:13,064 --> 00:43:17,464 when Dr. Huffstodt asked his patient how he was doing with the loss of said dog, 912 00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:21,764 patient said, "what dog? I don't have a dog." 913 00:43:21,864 --> 00:43:22,964 He lied, Mr. Wayne. 914 00:43:22,964 --> 00:43:25,064 One week he said his mother was a pediatrician 915 00:43:25,064 --> 00:43:27,044 and always with patients. 916 00:43:27,064 --> 00:43:31,244 When Dr. Huffstodt contacted her to participate in her son's therapeutic work, 917 00:43:31,264 --> 00:43:32,764 he learned she wasn't a pediatrician at all. 918 00:43:32,764 --> 00:43:34,264 But this doesn't matter. The law states-- 919 00:43:34,264 --> 00:43:37,064 oh, it matters a great deal, Mr. Wayne, 920 00:43:37,064 --> 00:43:40,564 because chances are very good that the allegations of sexual abuse were a lie, too. 921 00:43:40,564 --> 00:43:42,264 And I'm glad you mentioned the law. 922 00:43:42,264 --> 00:43:46,264 Let's look at the law so that Dr. Huffstodt and I can go about our day. 923 00:43:46,264 --> 00:43:49,264 The law clearly states any allegation of sexual abuse 924 00:43:49,264 --> 00:43:52,964 only be reported when surrounded by indicia of truthfulness-- 925 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:55,364 to which I'd say in this case there's considerable doubt, 926 00:43:55,364 --> 00:43:57,764 given that the poor lad is practically delusional, 927 00:43:57,864 --> 00:44:00,164 and not just about his mom and the doggy. 928 00:44:00,164 --> 00:44:02,264 Uh, no, no, that is absurd. 929 00:44:02,264 --> 00:44:04,164 Well, it may be, 930 00:44:04,164 --> 00:44:06,764 but it all boils down to one important question. 931 00:44:07,564 --> 00:44:10,264 Is there anything-- anything at all-- 932 00:44:10,264 --> 00:44:12,564 in Sam Johnson's file that indicates to you 933 00:44:12,564 --> 00:44:16,264 that his allegations of sexual abuse were clearly truthful in a way 934 00:44:16,264 --> 00:44:20,764 that separates them from all of his other misleading representations? 935 00:44:21,264 --> 00:44:22,964 Yes or no. 936 00:44:24,664 --> 00:44:26,764 Mr. Wayne? 937 00:44:27,864 --> 00:44:29,164 No. 938 00:44:31,564 --> 00:44:33,864 Well, then, we're finished here. 939 00:44:34,264 --> 00:44:35,764 I think so, too. 940 00:44:37,464 --> 00:44:39,264 Dr. Huffstodt, 941 00:44:39,264 --> 00:44:44,064 the board apologizes to you for any unnecessary burden it has caused you. 942 00:44:44,164 --> 00:44:47,164 I'm sure this has been a very stressful time for you. 943 00:44:48,164 --> 00:44:49,464 You have no idea. 944 00:44:50,864 --> 00:44:52,444 Everett... 945 00:44:52,464 --> 00:44:54,764 I'd like to see you in my office. 946 00:45:06,964 --> 00:45:08,644 Sam never had a dog. 947 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,264 I know. 948 00:45:09,264 --> 00:45:10,364 And he never told me what his mother did, 949 00:45:10,364 --> 00:45:11,764 and I never contacted her about anything. 950 00:45:11,764 --> 00:45:13,764 I know that, too. It was a bluff. 951 00:45:14,364 --> 00:45:15,564 - A bluff? - Yeah. 952 00:45:16,264 --> 00:45:18,064 What? Are you out of your fuckin' mind? 953 00:45:18,064 --> 00:45:18,864 Shh. 954 00:45:18,864 --> 00:45:21,364 Don't fuckin' shush me. This is my life. 955 00:45:21,364 --> 00:45:22,764 How dare you do that? 956 00:45:22,764 --> 00:45:26,164 How dare you lie about the character of a patient of mine like that? 957 00:45:26,164 --> 00:45:28,764 Because it is my job to make this horse shit go away, 958 00:45:28,864 --> 00:45:33,664 not campaign for sainthood for some poor kid who killed himself. 959 00:45:33,664 --> 00:45:36,364 Ok, try and understand this, ok? 960 00:45:36,364 --> 00:45:38,464 I happened to care a lot about that kid. 961 00:45:38,464 --> 00:45:40,164 He had a very hard life. 962 00:45:40,164 --> 00:45:42,464 I already feel bad enough that I couldn't help him, 963 00:45:42,464 --> 00:45:46,064 let alone dragging his name through the mud like that in a public forum. 964 00:45:46,064 --> 00:45:50,564 Buddy, if you feel the need to forgive yourself for some way 965 00:45:50,564 --> 00:45:52,964 that you think you might have failed him, 966 00:45:52,964 --> 00:45:54,664 that's your business. 967 00:45:54,664 --> 00:45:57,164 Frankly, I do not give a shit what I said about him in there. 968 00:45:57,164 --> 00:45:58,564 I give a shit about you. 969 00:45:58,564 --> 00:46:00,864 And while I respect the fact that you cared about him, 970 00:46:00,864 --> 00:46:05,464 it is ultimately utterly irrelevant to me as someone who is trying to save your ass. 971 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,144 You lied in there, Russell. 972 00:46:08,164 --> 00:46:10,344 I won in there is what I did. 973 00:46:10,364 --> 00:46:13,064 They're probably going over the goddamn file right now. 974 00:46:13,064 --> 00:46:14,964 No, we got the file. 975 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:17,464 Well, no problem, then. 976 00:46:17,464 --> 00:46:19,764 No wonder your life is a fuckin' mess. 977 00:46:19,764 --> 00:46:22,564 Ok, now, careful there. Steady. 978 00:46:22,564 --> 00:46:24,864 You don't want to say something you can't take back. 979 00:46:24,964 --> 00:46:25,964 And you know me. 980 00:46:25,964 --> 00:46:28,564 I don't forget stuff. Now, listen to me. 981 00:46:28,664 --> 00:46:34,764 Anybody could tell after 30 seconds that that tit had barely skimmed the file. 982 00:46:34,764 --> 00:46:36,364 Now, just to make sure, I gave him a quiz, 983 00:46:36,364 --> 00:46:37,864 which he failed miserably. 984 00:46:37,864 --> 00:46:39,864 He wanted to take your license away, buddy, 985 00:46:39,864 --> 00:46:40,964 and I didn't want to let that happen, 986 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:43,264 so I took a calculated risk. 987 00:46:43,264 --> 00:46:45,464 Believe it or not, in lawyer land, 988 00:46:45,464 --> 00:46:48,064 bluff-wise... wasn't even that sexy. 989 00:46:48,164 --> 00:46:49,464 You want to worry about something? 990 00:46:49,464 --> 00:46:51,164 Want to get all worked up about something? 991 00:46:51,164 --> 00:46:53,964 Worry about the real, live court case we've got coming up, 992 00:46:53,964 --> 00:46:55,864 where people actually do testify under oath. 993 00:46:55,864 --> 00:46:58,164 There is no way in hell that I could pull the kind of bullshit 994 00:46:58,164 --> 00:47:00,164 that I got away with in there on your behalf. 995 00:47:00,164 --> 00:47:02,264 I'm going to have a cocktail. 996 00:47:04,264 --> 00:47:05,264 Russell... 997 00:47:05,664 --> 00:47:07,364 by myself. 998 00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:09,264 How are you, Dr. Huffstodt? 999 00:48:09,264 --> 00:48:10,664 Oh, every day's a gift. 1000 00:48:10,664 --> 00:48:11,964 Yes, it is. 1001 00:48:12,164 --> 00:48:13,864 I'm afraid he's had a tough one today. 1002 00:48:13,864 --> 00:48:16,264 The paranoid delusions are rearing their ugly heads again. 1003 00:48:16,264 --> 00:48:17,864 Hmm. How long? 1004 00:48:17,864 --> 00:48:20,164 All last night and most of today. 1005 00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:22,664 He's finally quieted down, but we can't get him to sleep, 1006 00:48:22,664 --> 00:48:23,964 and we don't want to medicate him any more. 1007 00:48:23,964 --> 00:48:25,764 No, of course. 1008 00:48:26,464 --> 00:48:27,564 Just let me know if you need anything. 1009 00:48:27,564 --> 00:48:28,764 I'll be right outside in the hall. 1010 00:48:28,764 --> 00:48:30,564 - Ok, thank you. - Sure. 1011 00:48:35,864 --> 00:48:38,164 - Bro. - Hey, bud. 1012 00:48:39,564 --> 00:48:40,964 How you doin' there? 1013 00:48:40,964 --> 00:48:44,164 Oh, they've been after me all day, Craig. 1014 00:48:44,164 --> 00:48:45,564 Yeah, I know. 1015 00:48:45,664 --> 00:48:46,964 Nurse Redlich told me. 1016 00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:49,264 Really? 1017 00:48:49,264 --> 00:48:52,364 I wonder who told her? Not me. 1018 00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,864 I hardly tell anybody about them-- 1019 00:48:55,364 --> 00:48:58,464 especially the nice ones or the quiet ones. 1020 00:48:58,464 --> 00:48:59,764 It's the loud ones. 1021 00:49:01,264 --> 00:49:03,444 Make me want to jump out the window. 1022 00:49:03,464 --> 00:49:05,264 Told me I could fly. 1023 00:49:05,264 --> 00:49:08,864 Well, it's a good thing nurse Redlich's got your seat belt on, then, huh? 1024 00:49:11,564 --> 00:49:13,664 I'm so tired. 1025 00:49:14,664 --> 00:49:16,164 I know. 1026 00:49:16,964 --> 00:49:20,364 Maybe if you asked them to go away so you can get some sleep... 1027 00:49:20,764 --> 00:49:22,164 they can always come back tomorrow. 1028 00:49:22,164 --> 00:49:23,364 Tried that. 1029 00:49:23,564 --> 00:49:25,864 They like assaulting me when I'm not looking. 1030 00:49:25,864 --> 00:49:27,664 They laugh afterwards. 1031 00:49:27,664 --> 00:49:29,064 They don't want me to sleep. 1032 00:49:31,764 --> 00:49:34,164 I just can't imagine what that's like, Ted. 1033 00:49:37,464 --> 00:49:38,864 It's not fun. 1034 00:49:40,664 --> 00:49:42,864 Yeah, I'm sure it isn't. 1035 00:49:45,864 --> 00:49:49,964 Well, I've been attacked by a bunch of people myself this week. 1036 00:49:51,664 --> 00:49:54,664 Of course, my people and voices are real. 1037 00:49:55,664 --> 00:49:57,464 I think. 1038 00:50:00,764 --> 00:50:02,964 You're a better man than I am. 1039 00:50:04,064 --> 00:50:06,464 You don't fight back. You just lay there and take it. 1040 00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:10,464 That's how you win, you know? 1041 00:50:11,264 --> 00:50:12,864 You hold on. 1042 00:50:16,264 --> 00:50:19,164 You know, I was having lunch at this outdoor cafe this week, 1043 00:50:19,864 --> 00:50:24,064 and I saw this couple looking with disgust at something out on the sidewalk. 1044 00:50:25,264 --> 00:50:27,064 And I looked over, 1045 00:50:27,064 --> 00:50:31,064 and I saw this grounded pigeon under one of the chairs, 1046 00:50:32,064 --> 00:50:35,364 and I realized he must have smacked right into the cafe window. 1047 00:50:37,364 --> 00:50:39,864 Poor thing never saw it coming, you know? 1048 00:50:39,864 --> 00:50:41,564 It just...bang. 1049 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,164 Took him down. 1050 00:50:45,164 --> 00:50:46,864 Then a few days later, 1051 00:50:47,664 --> 00:50:52,464 I saw these seagulls-- dozens of them-- just way up there, 1052 00:50:52,464 --> 00:50:57,164 just gliding around in this big old friendly family group. 1053 00:50:58,464 --> 00:51:01,164 And at one point they all turned in unison, 1054 00:51:01,164 --> 00:51:08,264 and they shimmered like little silver coins; little flying coins. 1055 00:51:09,564 --> 00:51:13,864 Then they dipped, and they turned, and they coasted into this little cluster, 1056 00:51:13,864 --> 00:51:15,464 and they all shimmered again. 1057 00:51:15,464 --> 00:51:18,664 And then they spread out in this really long line, 1058 00:51:18,664 --> 00:51:21,064 and they shimmered again, 1059 00:51:21,064 --> 00:51:25,064 and I thought, "god, who are they following?" 1060 00:51:25,064 --> 00:51:29,164 "I mean, there's obviously some logical order going on here," 1061 00:51:29,164 --> 00:51:32,764 "but where the heck's it coming from?" 1062 00:51:35,164 --> 00:51:36,764 And then I thought, 1063 00:51:37,564 --> 00:51:43,564 "man, each one of these birds is gonna smack right into their own window one day." 1064 00:51:45,964 --> 00:51:50,964 "But, you know, at least they're not looking for it today." 1065 00:51:54,064 --> 00:51:55,664 Free as a bird. 1066 00:52:03,264 --> 00:52:04,864 Do you think I'm crazy, Ted? 1067 00:52:09,964 --> 00:52:10,664 Teddy? 1068 00:52:41,264 --> 00:52:46,564 Captured by RaceMan Sync by Alice www.forom.com 1069 00:52:46,614 --> 00:52:51,164 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0